Hey, gentlemen and ladies take your seatbelts off and prepare for a rollercoaster of incredibleness! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many way than just one. This film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a hilarious horror comedy that will bring you to your feet, scratching the inside of your skull, and asking questions about the lives of bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment we get to meet the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild adventure. A smuggler of style, grace, and a skill at dumping his cargo in the most unlikely areas. What he did not realize was that that he was set to without knowing it, create a legend for the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
It's time to forget everything you think is true about bears. their food preferences. The movie takes an obscene view and states that once bears drink cocaine, the don't simply party; they make themselves into bloodthirsty mobsters! It's time to say goodbye to Godzilla here's a new king in town, and Bears have a habit of consuming powdered substances.
Our characters, with the helpless police that aren't paying attention, criminals in a state of utter chaos, and innocent passers-by who couldn't find their way into a trash bag and will leave you entertained. Their collective incompetence will be an incredible sight. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about Just imagine the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell attempting to find any crime, without accidentally shooting each other.
Also, let's not forget our brave (blog post) adventurers, Olaf as well as Elsa. But not like the characters who appear in "Frozen." The two hikers come across the riches of Colombian goodies, and prior to when they can even say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. It's true, who really needs any Disney princess when there's animals that snort and roar that is on the loose?
This film achieves the ideal balance between comedy and horror with its humor, making you laugh in one scene, and then clutching you popcorn in fear next. The body count rises faster then the hairs around your neck which is why you'll want to cheer at every demise with pure excitement. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at the ultimate showdown. Imagine this scene: a waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family comprised of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic struggle for the past, accompanied by an explosion, the roar of a bear as well as enough white powder to beat Tony Montana to shame. At the point you believe this bear's gone and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have the flaws. The editing feels as unstable in the way a squirrel would be, creating a flurry of anxiety and asking yourself if that film reel has been secretly utilized as scratching post. The good news is that you don't have to worry about it, fans, as the bear's CGI really is top-of-the-line. It is a show-stealing bear, even if members of the editing crew appeared to appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush themselves.
This film is a cocktail from tension, double crosses, with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, as you go home with a smile at the top of your head, keep in mind what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Bears shouldn't be fed anything, particularly not drugs, or other trekkers. You can be sure that this won't bring any good luck to anyone.
Get your popcorn, buckle up and take a seat in the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience which will have you in laughter, thinking about the powers of bears and concealed party capabilities.